Be the Guy Who Never Forgets
She doesn’t care how it got there. She just cares it did. Forget Me Never handles birthdays, anniversaries, and just-because moments — automatically. You lock in the dates. We take it from there.
How It Works
Add the dates. Add the names. We line up the flowers, the message, and the delivery. You get the credit. Forgot anyway? Hit the Panic Button. Same-day flowers, no questions asked.
Why It Matters
Forgetting doesn’t mean you don’t care. But it sure feels like it. Forget Me Never isn’t about flowers — it’s about proof you showed up. No guilt. No scrambling. Just handled.
Built for Men Who Mean Well
We don’t just remind you — we execute. And we send you a photo receipt so you can answer, “Yeah, I picked those.” No mystery florist. No second chances blown.
FAQ
Is this really for guys?
Mostly, yeah. Because guys forget. Guys procrastinate. Guys queue up one more round of Call of Duty instead of texting back or booking the damn flowers. We built this so you can stop doing that — and start winning on autopilot.
Will she know I used this service?
Nope. The flowers show up looking like you remembered. Our name’s not on the card, not on the wrap, and definitely not in the “from” field. She’ll think you planned this a week ago. We’ll know you hit “send” five minutes ago.
Why should I trust this to you?
Because when it works — really works — and flowers show up on the one day you forgot... you’ll never risk doing it yourself again. We don’t just deliver flowers. We protect your reputation in the moments you didn’t even know were coming.
Can I see what’s going out before it’s sent?
Yes. Every order comes with a preview screen — the bouquet type, card text, delivery window, and florist confirmation. One click to approve, or one click to tweak.
How do I know the flowers were actually delivered?
We send a photo. Timestamped. With the name of the florist who handled it. No mystery, no guessing, no awkward follow-ups.
Why don’t I just call the florist directly?
You could. But you’re here because you didn’t. You forgot a birthday, an anniversary, or a "just because" moment — and you don’t want that to happen again. We don’t just send flowers. We remember the date, write the card, make it land on time, and make you look good — without you lifting a finger. Florists are amazing at making flowers. We’re amazing at making you look like you remembered them.
What if I want to pick the flowers?
You don’t. You think you do, but you don’t. We work with real florists who use fresh, seasonal flowers to make something better than what you’d pick off a dropdown menu — or at your local gas station. Your job is to remember the person. Our job is to make you look like you planned it.
Can I cancel after I’ve scheduled my deliveries?
Yes, as long as we haven’t already sent your flowers or printed your card. After that, we assume you meant it.
What if I happen to need flowers... uhh..... today?
Click the panic button. We’ll do everything we can. Same-day deliveries are like emergency room visits — not cheap, but sometimes necessary.
What if she doesn’t like the flowers?
Then she’s probably mad about something else. Just saying. But seriously — if the bouquet isn’t fresh or beautiful, we’ll make it right. No hassle, no drama.
Can I add on a vase?
You could — but we’ve yet to meet anyone who got flowers and stood there saying, “If only I had a container!” She has a vase. Trust us. Probably five.
Can I change the card message later?
Yes — you’ll get a reminder before we send anything. You can click “Use This Message” or swap it out for something else.
Do you send reminders even if I’m not on a plan?
Yep. Our free reminder tier is called The Nudge — quiet, confident, and right on time. It gives you a heads-up before the big days so you can act (or delegate) like you meant to all along. It’s free forever. No tricks. Just one less thing to forget.
Do you deliver outside of Toronto?
Not yet — but we’re coming. You can still sign up and get reminders. We’ll email you the moment we expand to your city.
Can I send flowers to more than one person?
Of course. Wife. Mom. Sister. Daughter. Dog groomer. Divorce lawyer. We don’t judge. We just deliver.
Can I use this for work?
You can. Whether it’s a team member, a client, or someone in charge of your next raise — sending flowers is still a cheat code. Just label the contact "Work" and you’re good to go.
What’s your refund policy?
Simple: If the flowers don’t show up, aren’t fresh, or don’t look like what we promised — you get your money back. Even if it’s just a vibe thing. We’d rather lose the order than lose your trust.
What if I want to send a gift other than flowers?
We’re working on it. Right now, we’re focused on flowers because they’re the most powerful way to say “I remembered.” But we’ll be adding gifts soon.
What if I want to send flowers to a funeral?
We can do that. Just let us know the details, and we’ll make sure it’s handled with care and respect. Flowers are a beautiful way to honor someone’s memory.
What if I have more questions?
We’re here for you. Email us at dan@forgetmenever.io